We Will Frost You

by Bruce Grimes
(to the tune of Queen’s “We Will Rock You”)

Bruce and Andrew woke to a fresh snow, ready for adventures winter-style!
Put on their boots, bundled outside, laughed and kicked the snow all around.
We will, we will frost you
We will, we will frost you

Bruce and Andrew took a big sled to Buck Hill, tobogganing together for a winter thrill!
Singing we will, we will frost you
We will, we will frost you

Bruce and Andrew rolled snow into big piles, planning to make two snowmen alike
Smiles on their face, standing in place, it was Frosty and his snowy wife!
We will, we will frost you
We will, we will frost you

Bruce and Andrew planned a ride to the famous Joe’s Bar
To have a near beer and listen to guitar
They took a snowmobile across the slopes, got to the bar and told some jokes!
Then they sang: “Frosty the snowman was a grumpy stumpy soul”
No! They sang we will, we will frost you
We will, we will frost you!