Frosty the Grumpy Snowman

by Bruce Grimes

Frosty the Snowman was a grumpy, stumpy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
Who wanted a wife made of snow.

Frosty the Snowman had a clever plan in mind
To make his way to the coldest place
to explore the wild North Pole.

He stole a truck when he got to the Pole right from those busy elves
And when they found their truck was gone, they cried among themselves.

Frosty the Snowman drove around to find some friends
Looking here and there, all around the square
And found Rudolph ‘round the bend.

He jumped right in that moving truck to share some fun and play 
Frosty smiled and hit the gas and they were on their way!

Thumpety thump thump, grumpity grump grump - Look at Frosty go!
Thumpety thump thump, grumpity grump grump - Over the hills of snow!

A trail of toys across the snow led them to the man in red
When Frosty asked for a new snow wife, this is what he said: 
“Ho ho ho ho ho!”

Santa used his magic to make a snowy wife, and Rudolph used a magic rose 
To bring that wife to life!

Thumpity thump thump, grumpity grump grump - Look at Frosty go
Thumpity thump thump, grumpity grump grump - Over the hills of snow!

Frosty and Mrs. climbed into Santa’s sleigh
They flew all night to the place just right: Minnesota USA!

Santa used his magic to freeze them for all time
And now they live year-round in frost and enjoy their life just fine!

Thumpity thump thump, grumpity grump grump - Look at the Frosties go!
Thumpity thump thump, grumpity grump grump – in the land of snow!